Mighty suspicious

I walked into the room where Uno and Dos were whispering conspiratorially.

"What are you guys talking about?" I asked.

"Uh.... Mayonnaise," Uno said.

"Yeah," Dos said. "I asked Uno, 'So Uno, what do you think about mayonnaise?' and she said [in falsetto], 'Oh, I looooooooove it!' and that's all we were talking about, I promise."

Uno nodded her head furiously. "Yep, that's all."

Oh dear.


~RCH~