Eeeeeew.

1. Dos has a loose tooth -- several, actually, but one that's pretty serious about coming out, I guess. She keeps wiggling it at me and threatening to pull it out right in front of me and just now she and Uno came tromping in with a piece of string and asked me to tie it around the tooth so that Uno could yank it out with added force. I kicked them out of the room.

2. I am so creeped out, I can't even tell you. DISGUSTING. Teeth are DISGUSTING. Especially bloody, recently disembodied teeth. ::Shudder::

3. My children know about my aversion (hence all the teasing and taunting). When Uno lost her first tooth, she laughed and said, "Wouldn't it be hilarious if you had to be a tooth fairy?" I screwed up my face in disgust. "Noooooo!" I said. "I could never have that job! Gross!"

4. *** Breaking news! *** The tooth is out. Dos reports that she pulled it the old fashioned way, not with string. Is that any consolation? Nope, still creepy.

5. Voila!



~RCH~