I don't usually check my email junk mail folder, much less open the messages and read them. But I did this weekend, for some reason, and came across this advertisement that made me laugh:
[begin spam]
"Ci-iallis Sof-tabs" is better than Pfizer V-iiaggrra
and normal Ci-ialis because:
- Guarantes 36 hours lasting
- Safe to take, no side effectts at all
- Boost and increase se-xual perfoormance
- Haarder e-rectiiions and quick recharge
- Proven and c-ertified by e-xperts and d-octors
- only $1.98 per tabs
- Special offeer! These prices
- are valid u-ntil 25th of September !
Clisk heree: http://infobayern.info
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[end spam]
The random hyphens, the gross misspellings, the bizarre list of unrelated words at the end (words unrelated both to the product being sold and to each other!).... Someone is enjoying his or her drug habit, I'm guessing, and the drug must be something stronger than Ci-iallis.
LOL.
~RCH~
6 years ago
1 comment:
The spelling and grammatical errors are deliberate in an attempt to thwart spam blockers.
I also like the ones that promise to enhance my bosoms. As if I needed any help in that department...
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